How i lied to the feeling and was rude to Sophie Ellis-Bexter!

Hey so I went to see the feeling the otha day at sugar ray records on Berwick street, it was great I was there by my self because everyone I asked to come with me was busy. Never the less I had a good time. I notice this woman in a red coat at the corner of my eye it was Sophie Elis-Bexter! She is very pretty and very petite in real life, anyway so I was standing at a very good view point of the feeling they played 4 songs Sewn, feel my little world and I can’t remember what the otha 2 were called but 1 of them had very funny ha ha lyrics and as I laughed (by my self) the lead singer Dan laughed with me p.s the guitarist is quite nice looking: anyway so when the performance ended they had a bit of a signing this is were I hadn’t bought there single tho I love it so, so I went rite up there and said hey here is my tube map could you please sign it for me, I didn’t know you were going to be here so I hadn’t got your single with me……(lies! And more lie’s!) The truth is I was poor at the time and couldn’t even afford the track! It just came out like word vomit it’s so bad I don’t do lie’s why did I lie?! Anyhow the guitarist was very nice to me saying stuff like it doesn’t matter at least you can keep your tube map forever now!, with a big cute smile. So then I moved on and as I was leaving I thought I would say to Sophie e-b that I really like her old stuff cause I do rite but then when she tried to tell me she had new stuff coming out soon I was saying see you later (I only herd what she said after I sad good bye)! (How rude was that of me?!) So I left only to come back and say hey can I have you autograph as I probly won’t ever meet you again in life, why did I do that sometimes I really don’t have a brain! She gave it to me anyhow and wrote ‘howdy, be good Sophie x x’ she was really nice and I was just silly! And that’s how I lied to the feeling and was rude to Sophie Ellis-Bexter.

Be seeing u x x x